Pooka are natural comedians and jesters! So we just gotta have a jokebook! Got a good joke or two or ten to donate? Send them in to me and I'll put them here. Submissions from Pooka only, please. This ain't the Redcap Jokebook, after all (and how many jokes about cannibalism can you stand, anyway?)
The Pooka Webmaster
Lightbulb Jokes
How many Boggans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
15. One to screw it in and 14 to form a pyramid of bodies so he can reach it.
How many Eshu does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wait...there was an Eshu here a minute ago...
How many Nockers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They're all too busy designing a better lightbulb.
How many Pooka does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None! Light bulbs harm nature! Heh, just kidding.
How many Redcaps does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*crunch munch* What lightbulb?
How many Satyrs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They're all too busy screwing each other.
How many Sidhe does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They have servants for that sort of thing.
How many Sluagh does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They like it in the dark.
How many Trolls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but it'll take a while as the troll considers what the most honorable way is to screw in a lightbulb.
How many Satyrs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two! The question is, how did they get it in there?
This joke donated by Air
How many Ogres does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ogre: "What's a lightbulb?"
This joke donated by ViperGirl
Bumper Stickers
Boggans: Honk if you're hungry!
Eshu: How am I driving aimlessly? Call 1-800-WANDERER
Nockers: My other car is a chimerical tank!
Pooka: I drive like an animal!
Redcaps: I ate my other car!
Satyrs: Honk if you're horny!
Sidhe: My other car is a royal chariot.
Sluagh: I brake for spiders!
Trolls: Honk if you're blue!
Misc. Jokes
What's the difference between a Nocker and an Ogre?
One knows his picks and the other picks his nose!
This joke donated by Joe the Lungfish Pooka
How does a Porcupine Pooka make love?
Very carefully.
How does a Boggan do his taxes?
He fills out the short form!
What's a Sluagh's favorite side dish?
Cole Sluagh!
What's the most honorable way to cross a river?
Use a troll bridge!
What’s the difference between a Sluagh and a rat?
One's a beady-eyed sewer dweller and the other’s a rodent!
This joke donated by Heather O'Keavy
What’s the difference between a Troll and a freezer?
One’s a large, ice-cold machine and the other contains food!
This joke donated by Heather O'Keavy
What’s the difference between a Sluagh and a Redcap?
One's a silent, numb-ass sniper and the other’s a violent, dumb
ass-wiper!
This joke donated by Heather O'Keavy
What do you get when you cross a satyr with an Unseelie troll?
An Ogler!
This joke donated by Djinn
New Lightbulb Jokes
These jokes donated by Alexis Winter the Cat Pooka
How many Satyrs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only two, but they're too busy screwing somewhere else.
How many Pooka does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None; they'd rather screw UP a light bulb.
How many Sidhe does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None; that's what commoners are for.
How many Scathach Sidhe does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
Only one, but the entire House is going to get snubbed for
it.
How many Trolls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It depends on how many took an Oath to protect the one that
burned out.
How many Sluagh does it take to screw in a light bulb.
None. That goddamn light hurts their eyes too much.
How many Nockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but afterward you can only turn it on by flushing
the toilet.
How many Boggans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
All of them, if the useless little pishers want to do it half
as good as a single Nocker could.
How many Eshu does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who do you think stole the original light bulb?
How many Redcaps does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None; they just scare the old light bulb into working again.
